Hey, I'm Gabe, I live in Long Beach, CA. I live off of dew and Universe Juice; as well as a healthy dose of dreams, art, gorgeous women, fantastical stories, and laughing till my sides hurt.
You pick up a small device. On it’s small screen it simply says “one skill point remaining” and a list of 8 attributes. You click on Strength and instantly feel your muscles stiffen a little. The screen now says “Level up to gain more skill points”
*jump cut to me in a shady alley armed with a tennis racquet swinging at rats with wild abandon*